Wednesday
What would Jesus drive?
This is what I call "LAF in Kentucky," Not as in "License Applied For" but as in "LMAO". The vehicle appeared as if it had been resurrected from the dead after 3 days. Not much unlike Christ's story. To good to be true, so I snapped some pics. As I clicked away, I suddenly felt a strange shadow come over me. Than a throat cleared. And not in a "can I help you manner" as I would of expected, but in a "I have something stuck" manner. I slowly looked up over my shoulder. He had long grey hair similar to straw, his hands and clothes were stained with hard labor. He stared at me, eyes pinched tight. Neither of us said a word. As he stood there calmly brushing the chips out of his beard, I thought to myself. If the devil wears Prada and Eve wore nada, than could this guy be the truth? Did Jesus not eat the rich? Let's face it. He whispered in the ears of babels, who babbled incoherent nonsense to themselves. These were simple people who didn't sweat the details. Eve, Noah, Mary Magdalen and let us not forget the 3 wise men, who's accounts were filled with so many blatant contradictions, inconsistency and inaccuracies, that I think they would be more effectively dubbed as the 3 Stooges. God is recruiting real people with real problems. People who are one with the land, and most likely home schooled.
So was this guy the real deal? And was his box chevy the rusty ride to sunny salvation? I may never know.
Recently Florida and South Carolina Judges ruled against having religious affiliated state license plates. On the basis that it's unconstitutional and "an effort to purchase political capital with religious coin." The American Civil Liberties Union said it "sends a message that Florida is essentially a Christian state," and second, gives the "appearance that the state is endorsing a particular religious preference," But recently a non profit group applied for new religious plates under a state law that allows private groups to create specialty plates. If approved, they will join the ranks alongside other specialty plates like, Washington's square dancers and New York's hypnotherapy.
Nothing like some old fashion separation of church and state to get the Mormons magic panties in a bunch.
P.S. I also noticed there was no honor role bumper sticker on the car in Kentucky.
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