Saturday

Rapture is today, be there or be square

Harold Camping, president of Christian Family Radio claims that 200 million people will be Raptured on May 21st 2011.
100 million dollars was spent on advertising and fundamentalists are now in a frenzy dotting there i's and crossing there t's.
Just in case it is true, I think I'm gonna lock my doors, turn off the lights and chill out for a little bit. Than after everything blows over, I'm probably gonna go loot some stuff and than hit up my friends and see if they had the same idea. 
 

      POST RAPTURE UPDATE - May 21st came and went, just as expected with Harold Camping apologizing and promptly rescheduling the rapture. He made off with an 80 million dollar profit.
His victims were his devoted and very gullible listeners. 
The new date is Oct 21 2011. Let the countdown begin.

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